I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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