Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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