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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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