maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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