Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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