We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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