New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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