You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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