a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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