so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
that is very illegal...i love you.
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