Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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