i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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