Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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