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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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