he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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