Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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