On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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