WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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