this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
