Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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