Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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