So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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