$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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