Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
false alarm, still single
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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