i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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