i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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