did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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