My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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