Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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