Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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