DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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