I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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