my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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