you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Even my vagina gasped.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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