last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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