Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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