no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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