Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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