found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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