This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
we're so committed to being not committed
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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