Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
whose ass print is on the piano?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
