I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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