Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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