Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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