Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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