i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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