we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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