that's an acceptable place to lick
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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