I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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