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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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