I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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