i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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