Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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