haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
