so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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