his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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